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Welcome to the Flock

Five opinionated geese run this roastery. Gerald approves the beans, Morton checks them twice, Bro Joe handles the dark roasts, Maple keeps the light roasts honest, and Pip's brewing something that isn't technically coffee.

Serious coffee, made by silly geese. Pull up a chair — the good cup's already poured.

Meet the flock

Gerald's Reserve.

Seven coffees Gerald has personally tasted, judged, and quietly approved from around the world. The shortlist he reaches for when no one's watching.

Pip's Curious Collection

Pip selected the tea and decaf, which for her is not a downgrade, its a lifestyle.

  • Silly Goose Jasmine Blossom Loose Leaf Green Tea kraft packaging mockup in a kitchen setting.

    Jasmine Blossom Green Tea

    Silly Goose Roasters

    $19.00 USD
    $19.00 USD
  • Silly Goose Roasters English Breakfast loose leaf black tea in kraft pouch

    English Breakfast Black Tea

    Silly Goose Roasters
    $19.00 USD
    $19.00 USD
  • Silly Goose Roasters Moroccan Mint green tea in kraft pouch

    Moroccan Mint Green Tea

    Silly Goose Roasters

    $19.00 USD
    $19.00 USD
  • Loose leaf tea package with a label on a white background-Matcha

    Smooth & Earthy Matcha Tea

    Silly Goose Roasters
    $22.00 USD
    $22.00 USD

Morton

Gerald's right-hand and resident worrier. Checks every roast twice, files the results in triplicate, and sleeps better for it. Reviewed, approved, and filed.

Maple


Cozy, sweet, and a little indulgent. Maple's favorite coffees and flavored roasts, perfect for slow mornings and everything in between.

Bro Joe

Dark roast devotee with one very developed wing. Believes in big flavor, early mornings, and earning your cup. Show up tomorrow and we'll talk.